Some Dumb Old Tomb…

Freddie sitting outside a tomb.

The boss made us dig up this lame tomb for the past two weeks. It had some map or trinket or some other hokey nimrod thing that will magically solve all our problems. As if. ... Continue reading

Convergence Point: Y2K


We’re here! And… then, if Nob and Mr. Anderson are correct. I don’t much understand it, but we’re at a place called Convergence Point, and in its Year ... Continue reading

Ruins New and Old


What an eventful couple weeks this was! Miles and I split up from the group as they went about the task of retrieving the Clareborne family sword from that villainous old thief. ... Continue reading



It’s gone. Three hundred years that tower stood, tall and proud, a bulwark, a symbol of what this land means. Or meant​. Now it’s been reduced to rubble, and for ... Continue reading

The Claymore Retrieved


Alice here. The claymore is in our possession. Finally something is going right. The stakeout was dangerous but ultimately worth it. The old fool still has no idea it’s even ... Continue reading

Æthelred the Second’s Ill-Advised Treasure Trove


Hello and welcome back, folks! I’m happy to say that Dr. Garlic and younger brother Winstrom have safely returned from their unexpectedly long trip to Crete. What’s ... Continue reading

Dr. Garlic and the Labyrinth Rescue


Yippee! Dr. Garlic is back, everyone! Apparently his and Winstrom’s adventure after Winstrom’s birthday took a turn for the worse! They had obtained the coordinates to ... Continue reading

An Email from Source Bradford


Greetings, everyone. Today I have for you some good news, and some bad news. The good news is that Source Bradford just sent me an email with an update on his situation. The bad ... Continue reading

Alecia Garlic Concludes Her Visit


Well, the time has come.  Poor Alecia certainly can’t handle the stress of watching over her little brother all the time, so what else was there for her to do but return ... Continue reading

Alecia and Carlos Repair the Rift


Hello, readers!  In this post I bring you the glad tidings of Alecia’s success in contacting the Computer Programmer, and in improving her protein shake recipe! In order to ... Continue reading