I will just start off by saying: Thinkest thou that it be queer to blog of new shoes? Nay; perhaps if their color was blue or green, but I liketh the color red, and many a month may pass before I receive another, therefore, it is not completely inconceivable that I should post of such a thing. So although my last sentence runneth on as does a horse after an ever-unreachable carrot, I find it entirely crucial and required. And now, the shoes:
Though they be not ruby slippers – after twice wearing them this day, I believe these may be the more comfortable of the two.
I would that the thought of these shoes might bring a smile to thine lips today, when thou remembers the one obsessed with his new red shoes. 😉