Terrible news! I just got an e-mail from Dr. Al Gene’s blog about a mad scientist who somehow fractured the Aether right near Dr. Garlic, creating a huge chasm which people are starting to call “The Rift”! Worse, Julianne and I have been unable so far to make contact with Alecia or Typhon, so we have no idea whether they’re all right or not.

What will I ever do without Dr. Garlic to add far too much excitement to my life? I sure hope he’s okay. I think I might die if he isn’t! 😥

Anyway, don’t take my word for it! Read Dr. Gene’s horrific story yourself: At the Lab of the MAD SCIENTIST and the RIFT. I’ll see you next time … if there is a next time. Okay, I have to leave now. I feel an emotional breakdown coming on. Why me?!?! (Or Typhon and Alecia as the case happens to be?)